GWAR Frontman Defends SARAH PALIN 'Slaying'
December 2, 2010GWAR has always made this world a better place by "killing off" celebrities and politicians on stage during its legendary live show. Blood-thirsty GWAR fans crave and expect this, and yes, your Lords and Masters make good on it nightly. The "Bloody Tour of Horror" is no exception to this as it features warty front thing Oderus Urungus and the rest of the band tearing apart Lady Gaga and former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin (see video below). Apparently the Sarah Palin constituents and supporters have caught wind of the nightly slaying and the political blogs and web sites have been just overwhelmed with comments about Palin's untimely demise.
Is GWAR getting ready to delve into the political field even more? Will Oderus run for president? Is Sarah Palin really dead? Did Oderus fuck her corpse? Only one alien would have the answer to that question...
When reached for comment on this highly offensive slaying (to Republicans and tea-partiers at least) of Mrs. Palin, possible presidential candidate and overlord Oderus gave the following statement: "Is this what American politics has come to? We have killed every president since Reagan, regardless of party affiliation, and the proof of it is all over the net...but the right-wing teabag numbnuts are getting their knickers in a twist over somebody that doesn't even hold office, and in fact left her office as Alaskan governor in order to concentrate on her reality show...and is this woman actually being considered as a potential president? Why does the agenda of the right require that America be viewed as a global laughing stock? Because between Wikileaks and the attention this idiot gets, that is exactly what you are... Besides, we don't even kill her, just rip her in half, and honestly she seems to love it! Anything for attention, I suppose."
Santa Oderus is currently featured on the latest issue of Decibel magazine. The issue also features an amazing story about the inner workings of GWAR's infamous "Slave Pit." If you haven't picked up your copy yet, you can do so online at this location.
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